Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 985 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
Lose The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/125 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/160 points)
Let it Blow
These are some spicy Bombs
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Didn't even break a sweat
In my Tummy
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/110 points)
Stop the message from self destructing.
Drown the Burger Guy with 69 dunks
Get all 6 kills
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Complete the first world
Complete the second world
Complete the third world
Complete the fourth world
Medals Earned: 17/20 (460/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get caught by a UFO